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Don’t be hard on yourself when you can’t be hard
Hard times create strong men but not so hard times create failed relationships. The beauty of your organ standing straight can be accustomed to it having stood the worst of times. As a hu-man, there are certain responsibilities that you should assume, the most paramount one being the fact that you should take full responsibility for your reproductive organ. Especially when it is being subjected to constant retrieval during the times of arousal.
The prime reasons being stress and lack of exercise is just a fallacy. There are other factors that contribute to the overall health of your ding-dong as well. Keep reading to find out what they are.
Yes, I know that’s how you discovered the greatest happiness of being a human. But with time, things have been upended in a way that they should have been quite earlier. There has been ample research about the fact that these acrobatic videos can actually hamper your blood flow through your veins.
And what’s the consequence?
The sad story of a failed erection. Failed, but not defeated. The beautiful part is that your organ can act like a phoenix i.e. rise from the ashes once again in full glory. All you need to do is reduce your dependency on such videos and you are good to go. And don’t forget to lube it up with Glide.
Relax, my friend. Good sex is not a sprint and neither a marathon. But, something in between where you need to find its own sweet spot. Your organ is nervous because of its sheer thought of the inability to perform. Your partner is not going to kill you if she didn’t get what she desired. She is not going to spread the word about how one distant day, her lover could not make her reach the heightened sense of satisfaction.
Stress is a part of daily life because we live in a world where all humans have issues. A poor man has many and so does a billionaire. You might have issues during sex and so will your partner. Talk and sort it out.
Great sex is all about communication. Arranged marriages, OMFG?
You Are Not Getting Involved In Extracurricular Activities
If sex is just intercourse then I am King Lear. Your partner might have something under the belt that they wish to communicate but perhaps you are the one who is disillusioned. Perhaps a massage from our is what’s on the plan tonight. Or mutual masturbation might be the urge to succumb to with a whole lot of Glide for good measure.
Sex is not just about penetration. Even a simple hand-holding exercise can be a big deal for a person bereft of touch. The Glow Relaxing oil might be the one that you need to get that erection with a stronger hold than the leaning tower of Pisa. Or a bit of foreplay where you act as Cleopatra trying to woo Julius Caesar might work wonders. And did you ever think of introducing toys to your love life?
Hard times aren’t that hard after all, isn’t it?
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